If you've ever spent time with Texpats (Texas expats), you end up hearing about the collective insanity known as Texas pride. We are indoctrinated to love our state and treat it with reverence. Even things that should embarrass us enough to prevent us from calling Texas home (see: Jade Helm 15 hysteria and highest rate of uninsured children) don't stop us from wholeheartedly believing our state is best.
